Man stabs fiancee over misplaced cheese
A man has been arrested for slicing his fiancee’s finger because she didn’t place the cheese on his meatball sandwich correctly, according to reports.
Police in the U.S. city of Philadelphia said Lyndel Toppin’s girlfriend needed 23 stitches after he attacked the 44-year-old woman with a knife, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.
Toppin “became enraged due to the victim not placing cheese on his hoagie roll correctly,” arrest papers said, according to the report.
He then bit the woman’s arm, and refused to let go, it said,
“It was a barbaric attack,” local police chief Michael Chitwood, told the News.
Toppin, 50, was charged with aggravated and simple assault, reckless endangerment, possessing an instrument of crime and harassment.








He must have been really cheesed off…